mj morning show

Author: bliink182
Keywords: Funny prank call hilarious video caller blooper nothing but crotchety hot furby tickle me elmo wood runescape
Added: January 2, 2009

Translations [Credit to usernamenava] EP 168 SY: Mother, Grandmother, you're home. I turned on the boiler ahead of time so your room floor will be warm. [GM: Aigoo, good job. I was disturbed by the fact that I had to put my behind on the cold floor after walking the cold road, how understanding, you're the best!] YSK: did MO come home yet? [SY: Yes, she came in a while ago.] MO: (on the phone talking to her husband) If you really work hard to undertake all the stocks of Lohas, it being seized is a matter of time. I will help with the funds. I will sell all my artwork. All of them. Don't worry about me; I go to the hospital at Korea. [YSK: (knocks) Can I come in?] MO: Ray, I will call you again. (hangs up phone) Yes, Come in unni [YSK: I don't see you often recently, and you keep skipping breakfast. And your face is pale, are you sick?] MO: No, oh, and can you give this to SJ [YSK: What is it?] MO: A Christmas gift, I couldn't give it to her yesterday. When our SJ was young, we were so poor, that every Christmas, I had to lie to her that Santa was sick so he couldn't come... Now, for the first and last time, I want to care for her. [YSK: "first and last time"?] MO: N..No (quickly changes the subject). Anyways, don't tell her that it's from me. If you tell her that it's from me, I'm sure she will get rid of it. Okay? [YSK: Should I set up a place? So just you and SB could spend some time with each other and become closer, and you could give the present to her then.] MO: Really?! (YSK calls SB) SB: Yes mom. [YSK: SB, do you have time today?] SB: Ah, I'm sorry; I worried the house and didn't go for a while. I'll go at dinnertime. [YSK: No, don't come home, why don't we meet outside, it's been a while since we did. Okay, I will call you again to tell you the place and time. Okay.] MO: Thank you so much unni! What kind of foods does SB like? What will our SJ wear, It would look good if mother and daughter dressed up similarly [YSK: Are you that happy? Tell me the time and meeting place later alright?] (SY is eating the nuts she was drying and YSK sees her.) YSK: How did you guys change who gets the morning sickness? Well, its much better to eat what you want and get a good baby than not eat. [SY: I keep eating, but our baby can't get enough (YSK goes inside) Ahh Baby, I don't know if your father did well at his interview. (TY comes inside the house looking disappointed) Oh TY youre here! How did it go, did you do well?] TY: Well.... Uuuuuahhhhgg! - It went like that [SY: Huh?] TY: One word after another, I made the morning sickness sound. [SY: TY...] TY: I really wanted to do well, I was determined to become a professor so I could let you brag about being the wife of a professor... (starts to cry) [SY: Why are you crying? you can do well next time? you will do better next time.] (they hug and MO sees them) MO to self: what is this, the eldest son wasn't a professor?? MO: I didn't want to eavesdrop on your conversation, but I heard, uh... you weren't a professor? [TY: Uh about that...] MO: Ahh, so it was like that... Well since you guys are not telling the family, I guess there is a good reason. [SY: Well, our TY isn't a professor at this moment, but he isn't that different from one, and it's a matter of time, so in a little bit...] MO: That's fine, I don't have to hear an explanation from you... and if you two are okay with it, I know a university/college; do you want me to introduce them to TY? [TY+SY: REALLY!!!] MO: But of course TY has to take his interview and open classes to show his capabilities, but I'm saying that I will help you get a chance. [TY: We would be very thankful if you did that. TY + SY: Thank you!] MO: Aaeee~ no problem. Oh, and you should have more sense on what you wear. Next time you should wear a more minimal style. This is really not it (referring to bow tie). SY: (As soon as MO goes out), Ha! What's wrong with this! It looks very stylish. (SB hands YR a jar of stuff she made for MJ and tells YR to deliver it and not tell MJ who made it. YR says okay. On her way, TP sees her and offers her a ride, refuses at first but TP persuades her and she gets into the car. TP shows his concern about MJ being in the hospital and makes a comment to cheer YR up saying that MJ is immortal so nothing can hurt her. Asks what the jar is for and YR tells him, says that MJ is too vicious to SB and might get punished by God. YR starts to cry) [YR: I was barely holding it in... bastard, you made me cry... mom... mom...] TP: Why are you crying... (takes tissue and wipes off YR's tears) Is your mom in a bad state right now? [YR: Oppa, What am I going to do about poor mom... what am I going to do... My mom, she has leukemia.] TP: What!? L-Lu-Leukemia!? Rate, Comment and Enjoy^.~ The Rule Applies

Author: iloveyamd
Keywords: Show Life
Added: December 26, 2008

Translations [Credit to Every2toy] EP 167 YS: OM... Who are... DG: shhhh, its me. I was just trying to show BD Santa YS: Okay~, where is my present? SUB: DAD?????? DG: BD, Here is Santa! YS: Wait, Did I turn the tap on? BD! What are you doing (Slip) OWWWWWW, BD! What are you doing? You only cause trouble! BD: CRIES! DG: BD, why are you crying? Dont cry. What were you doing? You're all wet. Hand me a towel YS SUB: Mom, what happened? YS: Oh I don't know~~ SUB: I see, you wet the sheets so you were trying to wash? BD: Mommy said that a witch was coming to eat me DG and SUB: Geez YS what is wrong with you SUB: You only scared him YS: Don't you start with me SUB (MJ's House) MJ: I should not have sold the stock, now Ill just have to somehow retrieve them. I can't let a woman like MO get her hands on them CB: MO bought all of the stock and barged into Lohas, I really didnt expect this. Anyhow, what's this talk about divorce? HS: Mother sent papers but we have no thoughts on getting divorced. Actually, SB is kinda up in my room right now. She was here to make food for mother. In the process, Mother barged in, so she had to hide. CB: I can't believe this is happening under one roof. This won't work; we will send your mother to the hospital tomorrow morning. (TP's house) GM: So, is MO not eating breakfast again? YSK: Yes, apparently, she's sleeping. Artists I guess stay up late. DJ: She rarely eats, is she sick or something? GM: YSK, you should take care of her well. YSK: Okay. TY, why are you eating like that? Are you sick? TY: No, I'm eating fine why? DJ: Oh yea, why isnt SY eating? TY: She said she will eat later. GM: Maybe she's starting to show picky eating (Apparently when you get pregnant, you hate some foods) YSK: Yea, that might be it. That might be hard to adjust to. GM: If the baby is a good baby, he'll be a good eater DJ: I saw something on TV that said that the picky eating sometimes happens to the man GM: Hahaha, I feel sorry for that fellow. What kind of man does that TP: GM, nowadays, if couples are close, that can happen. ROF: Hmm, hehehe I never saw that kinda thing happening YSK: Men should feel some part of having a baby. TY: (GAG) dont worry, nothings happening, I just have a stomachache. (SY on the phone with random people) SY: Excuse me, but are you a professor? Darn, what are the last two digits of the phone number. Let's not give up, it's only 100 numbers, lets do this. (Calls and the man shouts) Geez, why did he have to scream. (Calls the right guy) Excuse me but are you the man who called TY? You are??? umm, hello, hi I am TY's wife. TY! Get on the phone! TY: Hello!!! A meeting to see if I can become a Professor? Is that all I bring? Thank you so much! SY, he wants me to teach! SY+TY: AHHHHHH~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TY: He wants to see me to schedule a lesson! SY: YAY!!!! TY: But, how did you find that number SY: Piece of Cake, Who am I? Superwoman BSY; All I did was call every number! TY: You actually called all of these? SY: Of course, now let's find you a nice suit. (MJ's House) CB: Did SB really do all of this in the morning? YR: I guess she really wants mom to heal. MJ: I don't want to eat. HS: Please eat it; It's good for you YR: Mom, why do you look even more sick? Dad, is Dr. Kim a retard? His treatments don't help! CB: HS, I'm busy so can you take your mother to the hospital? Honey, I will see you later at the hospital. MJ: Wow, W1, did you really do this all by yourself? W1: ... yes... MJ: Wow, that's impressive, (eats the soup) mmmmmm (thats good) Rate, Comment and Enjoy^.~ The Rule Applies

Author: iloveyamd
Keywords: Show Life
Added: December 25, 2008

Translations [Credit to 46527eu4] EP 166 GM: You have a good heart, really. It's not long since your daughter's been abused and thrown out by her wicked MIL, yet you've double boiled this turtle soup for her. [YSK: She's sick, right? Her health is not getting any better since the auto accident and SB called and told me she's back to her MIL's house, maybe she's not mad at SB anymore.] GM: People say, those who have daughters are like sinners, trying to redeem everything for their daughters. Seeing how anxious you are, now I fully understand the meaning of that phrase. [YSK: Mom, its good to have a daughter, especially someone like SB, I can share deep things with her. Look at my two sons; they're careless and not attentive.] MJ: So, this morning the divorce petition is delivered, what about Aqua Construction? [Mr. Kim: They invested $2,400.000.00 in a project and is unable to recover. They have filed the 1st bankruptcy proceeding.] MJ: What about our contractual down payment? [Mr. Kim: Their accounts have been frozen by the court, distributing funds is difficult.] MJ: We are stuck with further setbacks. Also I'm planning to attend the share-holders meeting today, I'm quite sure someone will use the failure of Aqua's project to attack our director. I, as the biggest share-holder of Lohas become the director's backbone to support him. Inform the directors to come up with a plan to unleash their stocks to generate cash. (Dr enters) [DR: How are you doing?] MJ: I need to check out today. I've things to do so Im unable to stay here, I know my body, yesterday I temporary fainted due to stress, today I feel wonderful much better than before. [DR. No, that's not the case.] YR to self: KSB, you think you're a superwoman, forces your way in. Do you think I'll accept you? If my mom wasn't sick, I'd already torn and ripped you apart in pieces [YSK: Did I hear right, is it the 8th floor? YR!] YR: How are you? [YSK: You must be busy now that you mom is sick. I cooked some nourishing food for inlaw madam. where is her room?] YR: Over there. [YSK: Do you eat your meal on time?] YR: Yes. [YSK: If so, why do you look so pale? Do you want me to cook your favorite dishes? If you don't want to come to my house, you can pick them up in my work place?] YR: Here, give me, let me carry this. This way please. YR: Mom. [MJ: Dr. Kim allows me to go out for three hours. I'm not a seriously sick patient; I don't know why he's so critical though.] YSK: How are you? Inlaw madam. Heard that you collapsed and sent to the hospital, how is your body? Seems' like you're a bit weak, I cooked some turtle soup for you, if I'd known you are leaving today, I would've delivered to your house. [MJ: TP Mother, our children have very messy relationships, It is fortunate this is the way to end it.] YSK: What do you mean by that? [MJ: Seduced my son in order to elevate her social status, luckily it only takes a divorce agreement. One is divorcing the other, and the other agrees] YSK: What? [MJ: You don't know yet? Your daughter and our HS are getting a divorce.] YSK: What? How can it be possible? [MJ: Our HS himself asked SB for a divorce. As far as I know, the divorce petition was delivered. You really don't know about this?] YR: Mom [YSK: Inlaw madam, HS asked SB for a divorce? They are so much in love!] MJ: If you doubt my words, go ask your daughter directly. Also, here, there is no reason for me to accept this, you take it back. I'm busy. [YSK: Inlaw madam.] YR: Ms. Kim, are you ok? CB: Why are you here? [MJ: Am I having a terminal disease? Even If I'm real sick, when my company is on the verge of serious crisis, you think I can sleep in a hospital bed?] CB: But your body is not able to keep up... [MJ: Concentrate on the meeting. From the moment CMO introduced Aqua Construction to us I had a bad feeling, are you beginning to wake up now? Remember, whatever criticism or attacks coming your way, you still have me behind you, don't forget that.] CB: Sorry and thank you. (CB reads a report "Share holders "stock on hand" changed list" . CMO - share holder.-originally owned 3,256,900 shares, after the change, added 5,937,400 shares, now the new stocks on hand are 9,194,300 shares.) CB: My, this CMO person. [MJ: What is it?] CB: When did this report come out? CMO becomes our stock holder? (MO walks in, and MJ's stunned and stands) [MJ: What are you doing in here?] MO: Looks like you don't know yet, I'm a stock holder of Lohas. [MJ: What are you saying?] End Rate, Comment and Enjoy^.~ P.S. Please don't write their actual/characters names or the name of this show in your comments. If u do, I will delete your comment.

Author: iloveyamd
Keywords: Show Life
Added: December 24, 2008

Translations [Credit to 46527eu4] EP 166 HS: SB, I have to break up with you, sorry. SB: I don't understand, HS, what did you just say? Did you say break up with me? HS: Because of you, mom is very tired and I don't have any confidence to continue on with you. SB: HS. [HS. Its cold, go home, I'll contact you later.] YR: Why your temperature doesn't go down? Mom, do you have pain anywhere? MJ: HS? Where is HS? [YR: I'll call him immediately. Wait, mom.] (Outside the hallway) SB: HS, tell me clearly, you said break up, what's the meaning of that? HS: Just like what I've said, wish that we don't see each other. Don't show up in the hospital anymore. SB: Fine, I won't come to the hospital. Mom is not happy to see me; I temporary will not show up. But you said, we can't see each other, you have no confidence to be with me together. What does that really mean? You spoke these words casually without taking serious thoughts, tell me. Does this mean you and I are getting a divorce? Is that it? HS HS: SB, in reality mom is... [SB: SIL] YR: Mom is looking for you Oppa, hurry go in. HS: You go home first, I go see my mom. [SB: HS.] HS: Mom, are you ok? Hurt anywhere? MJ: I don't know what happens to me? Am I sick anywhere? YR: Mom, don't say that. If you are sick, Dr. Kim would have told you already. HS: Mom, I need to go back to work, I'll come right back later. Since I cancelled the US trip, there are works to do at the office. YR, take care of mom. YR: Mom, Oppa told SB SIL, he's going to divorce her. MJ: What? [YR: I over-heard their conversation, they were fighting earlier outside. SB looks real pathetic, like the sky has crashed on her, stunned. MJ: Give me the phone. (Makes a call) Mr. Kim, it's me. I need you to do an errand, get some document draw up, immediately prepare a divorce application for HS. [YR: Mom] TP: mom, GM, hurry up. We'll be late. [GM: We're coming] TY: Dad, you are going too? DJ: Yes, we have deliveries this morning. [TP Yea, we're making big money] SY: Mom, can we go to the marker together? We need a Christmas party too. YSK: I'm going to visit inlaw madam after work; you go to the market yourself. (Everyone leaves the house) TY: It's really cold. (SB comes back) SB: He wants to break up, wants a divorce, No, no way I can't believe that. (Makes a call) HS, where are you, can we talk? I'll go to the office now. TY: Odor! SY, take that squid away SY: Didnt you hear, it's so good, the smell can wake a person up, try some, it's really tasty. TY: Take it away, I'm sick smelling it. What's that? SY: Here, it's a New Year card. I've decided no matter what, you will become a professor, I'll work at it real hard to make your dreams come true. TY: SY... (can't stand the smell of squid) but, what does the card has to do with being a professor? SY: I'm trying to stagger up public relations with these people. Here are the list of names and addresses of your seniors and college professors. I'll send them new year greeting cards. (phone rings) YH, what is it? YH: Mom, hurry, something's up, hurry come here. [SY: YH, YH.]TY: What is it? SY: Don't know, don't tell me that SK is back again. [TY: What?] TY: YH, PYH. [SY: The living room is dark, what happened? YH?] TY: YH YH: Mom, congratulation to your pregnancy, teacher, congrats too. Lately, I've done things to hurt you because of my dad. So, here to show off my terrible baking skill. TY: How come there are five candles. YR: There are teacher, mom, gm, me and the baby brother in mom's tummy. GM is on her back from the shop. Teacher and mom. Merry Christmas. (All three blow the candles.) Rate, Comment and Enjoy^.~ The Rule Applies

Author: iloveyamd
Keywords: Show Life
Added: December 24, 2008